i have traveled north on planet earth, dangling far from the tongue of itself
existence is a trap, fueled from digging into hell
one sitting and a story was divulged upon my face
two ladders climbed a mountain high just so i could pay
three candy newspapers were read on the tv
four powder kegs were set ablaze, just so i could pee
five thunder hymens were split into a dark pea soup
six cables shoved in my eyes, just so i could poop
seven golden trees trimmed with silver lace shimmered bright,
eight dirrty asians masturbate with chicken thighs
nine ways to tell yourself theres only one way to go
ten more to have bob barker host your own talk show
eleven nannies spanking sandy cheeks and patrick star
spongebob raped willie nelson in a gas chamber during the holoco$t